Tuesday, February 07, 2006

So there I was....

... masturbating to gay porn on MSGOP. And then all of the sudden I thought, wow, I didn't know I was gay. I also didn't know MSGOP aired unedited gay porn either. Hmmmm.... I'll have to alert Allison to both developments.

In all seriousness, I never masturbate to gay porn. But, I do masturbate to Hardball, and yesterday I just couldn't take it. I found yesterdays "interview" about as perverted as it gets. It was like watching a spoof reel for the end of semester party for "Balanced Journalism 101."