Abraham Jackoff

or Is it Jack Abramoff? (this is actually a joke form Al Franken's new book). Either way he raised over $100,000 for Bush/Cheney '04 of which the president has 'given back' $6,000 to charity.

Anywho, Fineman picks his winners and losers in the Fun With a Dick Named Jack saga. (Thanks to the great minds deep in the bowels of the MacGray Company for sending this along)