Wednesday, August 03, 2005

But what are frat kids going to scream at 3 in the morning?

If this is true, I feel for all the white people that preach the Dave-as-Lil' John gospel at bars, office water coolers, frat parties, baseball games, anywhere there's a line, and at red lights.
What are unoriginal catalogue people going to mockingly gigglingly say to one another?
First a summer without Austin Powersisms and now this!
A sad day for America.
God speed.

What?? Yeaaaaaayahhhhh!


Oh what's the use!?!???

Sob...