Happy Friday
How many times do I need to say this?
STOP drunk driving while masturbating to the porno you are watching on your dashboard.
You know, I am getting tired of repeating myself.
Eat it, stupid.
How many times do I need to say this?
Why does this area rock?
Following up on yesterdays "embarassment" in the Wall Street Journal is this:
There is still a debate about evolution too, right jackass?
Big Vote Tomorrow - Call Your Congressmen Right Now. I just called Boxer and Feinstein and it took me less than 3 minutes (including hold time).
Eric Wilbur via DirtDogs:
Interesting weekend, to say the least. ... And by interesting, I mean intoxicated.
Anyway, I read this and thought it was an interesting take.
There is a lesson in this. America is viewed as weak at the moment, distracted and drained because of Iraq—and everybody out there is taking advantage of it. Too often, Americans tend to see other players on the international stage as merely part of the backdrop, conforming to our movements or remaining stationary while we get our act together. In fact, most of these world leaders are aggressive players in their own right who will push back, and hard, when they see softness. Like Libya, they are betting that George W. Bush is too out of resources and time to protest while they make a mockery of his agenda and his leadership.
If you watch South Park, than you know we here in San Francisco are smug. Smug enough to smell our own gas and nearly pass out daily from our own self-congratulatory haze. Well, that may be true, but Oakland is a bit different. Oakland is a little rougher. They don't have time for smugness, or for that matter, traffic laws. You've all seen how crazy the Raider games are, but it doesn't stop there...
Nasty:
If your God-I-Wish-He-Was-Dead-list looks like mine does, than the name Larry the Cable Guy's name appears right at the top of it (and in the fifth slot as well, that's how much he sucks). Anyway, adding to the overall suckitudeitiveness of the hacktackular git'r'done'r is this video- one I will cherish for the rest of my life.
If you haven't read Robert F Kennedy Jr's new article in Rolling Stone, you should. His claim is that Kerry won Ohio, and that Republicans stole it, a claim that I agree with for the sheer fact that once you steal your first election (see Florida, Jeb Bush, 2000) you don't just "hope" to win the second one. Crime families don't work that way, and certainly the Bush crime family doesn't- 1992 was not going to be allowed to happen again. Just ask vote counters/Bush campaign heads Katherine Harris and Kenneth Blackwell. The case Kennedy lays out is pretty stunninmg and The NYTimes' Bob Herbert agrees.
"I'd rather they beat up on him than me or Chertoff."
OK, so the senate rejected the why-won't-you-just-go-back-in-the-closet-and-let-us-live-in-1950's-white-christian-nostalgialand amendment, and, in case you missed it, Jon Stewart lays out the case. (Best. interview. ever.)
For the love of Christ make it stop. (via Atrios)
Mike Malloy: