Whuddathunkit?

The man. (and yes, I am too cheap for the Times Select service)

Lethal Weapon

Mel arrested for DUI... Seems like Mel had a little too much "blood" in his blood- Ooo! Snap!

So it ain't so Mel? I haven't been this disapoointed since I found out that "Christian Conservative" really meant "lying sociopathic warmonger."

More values for the poor!

Good honest reporting here. MMMMMmmmm poison pills.

Sox in Oaktown

Three days, three games, and almost a sweep. A fantastic time and just about the most beautiful weather as you could ask for. I hear there is some sort of heat wave out there, but Oakland and San Francisco have been beautiful so far. Dear God that kid Haren kicked ass though, that was sort of depressing. Also we saw the true "heart" of Oakland when these white-wanna-be-a-street-thug kids tried about a thousand times to start a wave that just never came. So funny. They got so angry they nearly threw off their angled hats and FUBU shorts. Anyway, Go Sox!

The "moral values" crowd strikes again!

Celebrate Good Times, Come On!

No seriously, keep celebrating.

If the was a Sovereign Nation of Cantmissistan...

... These guys would be president.

Unbelievable live show, one of my best ever. Oh yeah, and Ween was the first act, and they rocked too.

Morally Bankrupt

This was awesome...

And this is, sadly, typical.

WWJD?

"Does President Bush often talk about poverty? No."

Blogger sucks ass

I have been trying to post different things for days now and Blogger has had problem after problem, espescially with images, and that's a shame because there have been "hella funny" images out there too!

Anywho, here's what the enlightened leader of the free world used his first ever veto on. When a warmonger prevents lifesaving science, it really makes you question the term "pro-life" doesn't it?

Lazy friday...

Barely awake and at work. So here's some videos that are funny yet incredibly sad. One and two. Thanks to Jen Mac for sending them along.

Criminals everywhere!

Good stuff. God only knows how she'll have a case since "The President is always right."

And when criminals eulogize a fellow criminal, nothing is sacred. I am talking to you Jesus and Dr. King.

Shabadoo!

Dear God I've been busy. Comedy, work, internet porn... it never ends. Anywho, I have long been a fan of John Dean and his book Worse than Watergate: the Secret Presidency of George W. Bush, and now he has a new book called Conservatives Without Conscience and the best of the cable shows had him on yesterday, good stuff.

Also, Bonds may get indicted. Yaaaaaayyyy Justice System! Way to go America! Let the dipshit who leaked a CIA agents name during wartime go, but certainly jail Martha and Barry. I can't stand Barry, but Jesus, Rove got a flipping raise this week!

Also, from that article is this gem:

At that level, the White House aide who keeps a log of the gifts sent to the president makes about as much as the average starting pay for a public school teacher. At $15 an hour, that’s almost three times the national minimum wage of $5.15. (Congress is debating this summer whether to raise the minimum wage, while the administration prefers to leave it where it is).

MMmmm... that's certainly "compassionate."

Taibbi

More from the man. Thanks Dom for sending it along.

Oh Well

I guess rotting in hell is much harsher than rotting in jail. That is, if you believe in that kind of thing.